You know, it's just so great when you think you're being all clever and that the pattern might work itself out just fine by making ONE column of eyelets around the triangle closest to the edge/center before magically splitting into two somewhere, but then it DOESN'T. Don't you just love it when things like that happen?

My brain is seriously not parsing instructions very well.

I was at 50% or so. I don't even know what stage I'm working on when I'm deconstructing 30 rows at a time in the middle alone.

Le sigh.